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Just kidding: Top 12 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds .. is this worth a star?
(Extracts actual classified sections of city newspapers) 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 2. Our experienced Mom care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. 3. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you never go anywhere again. 4. 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred. 5. Wanted. Widowed with school-age children requires person to assume general housework. Must be able to contribute to the growth of the family. 6. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere place to be deceived. Come here first. 7. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 8. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. 9. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 10. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. 11. Wanted. The man to take care of the cows do not smoke or drink. 12. Do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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